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2431Y00F07futurax24Y00J1Y00C4Y00S1NPip's Lighter Side Of Life
6030Y00F11windsordemi60Y00C5Y00S4NPip E
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0801NHello readers and it's time for another entry in the now near (in)famous
0801Nseries `Pip's Lighter Side Of Life' with me, Pip E.
0801N
0801N"Wotcha got for us guyz this ish, Mr E?," I hear you screaming. Well, well,
0801Nwell.... Yes thank you, I'm fine!
0801N
0801NI'm Free! Weeee!
0801NOkey-dokes time to start living live in the fast lane; life to the max; cat
0801Non a hot tin roof; boy wonder; cherryade; pizza; cake; scone:
0801N
0801N1> That advert for orange squash. Lies? No- all facts! Wow!
0801N2> Another lighter side of life is in America, where people walk on walls, or
0801Nso I'm lead to believe.
0801N3> Water. They say it's 100% pure, but that's just shit. Pure my ass, eh
0801Ncatboy.
0801N4> Question Marks?????? Why? <---- Oh that's why! And exclamation marks.
0801NNo really.
0801N5>Hit someone they will 1ai> Hit you back
0811Y30C3Y34C1N 1aii> Piss themselves
0826Y31C2Y40C3Y50C4Y61C5Y68C6N 1aiii> Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
0816Y24C1Y36C5Y43C1N 1aiv> Cry. Boo-hoo
0801N 1av> Leg it. Can't catch me. I'm like a flea -
0801N there I go!
0801N 1bi> No.
0801N 1bii> I'm bored now
0801N6> Fat fucks. Sometimes they explode. Ka-boom.
0801N
0816Y00C3Y02C1Y29C3N* And now entertainment news *
0806Y00C1N
0801NI watched `Home Improovement' on C4 and I was entertained. For about 23.45
0801Nseconds.
0801N
0801NThe world'llbeeeA bet-ter place. Stay sane. I can see you drooling.
0801N
0806Y00C4NPip E, signing off.
*!EOF